Limericks, four to eight lines about any of the following characters. Winner gets a $5 Amazon gift card emailed to their address.
1.Captain Jack Sparrow
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Prince Caspian
4. Hannah Montana
5. Captain Kirk
6. The Joker
9. Britney Spears
10. Buggs Bunny
12. Elmer Fud
13. Gimly, Aragorn, and Legolas; all together.
14. Ducky (Pretty in Pink)
15. Edward and Bella
16. Lucy and Ethel
17. Any old Moonlighting fans out there? David and Maddie
18. Can't have Kirk and Spock and not have McCoy.
19. Also Scotty
Entries can be funny, serious, complimentary, or insulting; just not vulgar. And no profanity--cuz I know that's such an issue with you guys. (Kidding, of course, better to be clear though.)
I will run this for two weeks. You may make as many entries as your brain allows.
Next week I'll try to post something useful.